Getting Old

invalid@example.com (IdahoMtnSpyder), IdahoMtnSpyder
Mon, 27 Jan 2025 09:40:05 +0000
Joke Forum

My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness and I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it.”

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”

I'm a multi-tasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time!

People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.

Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.

I...