I'd like to buy some cyanide...

invalid@example.com (Peter Aawen), Peter Aawen
Mon, 13 Jan 2025 12:15:03 +0000
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A nice, respectable looking woman went into the pharmacy, walked briskly up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist, somewhat surprised, asked "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The woman replied, "I need it to poison and kill my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes widened, and he exclaimed, "Lord have Mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my licence, and they'll throw...